A Special Word To Concert-Goers

Imagine the pretty lady on the stage is me making this announcement, and the multitudes of grovelling proles are you.

In an unanticipated one-off ZME Special, I am now going to present an important instruction for anyone considering attending a concert within the next fourteen decades. Consider this both vital, and extra vital.

INSTRUCTION: Put away your iPhones. You tedious, aggravating, moment-molesting, dimwitted, irredeemable, intolerable, cackhanded idiots.

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