Lady GaGa: Illuminati pawn?
Wed, Aug 12, 2009
Post filled in: Pop
Ya know all those rumors back in the day that pop music (mainly rock) had satanic messages in it, and that these supposed messages would destroy this country’s youth? Well as ridiculous as those claims were, a recent one made about Lady GaGa makes those seem as plausible as gravity. Apparently a blog calling itself The Vigilant Citizen argues that GaGa is nothing more than an an “Illuminati puppet.” *Sigh* Yes, this newest rumor, claim, absurd paranoia, whatever you wanna call it is just the latest in the series of never-ending idiotic diatribes about pop music. Honestly, if you’re able to assert something more comical than Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite, then you’ve truly got talent. (Notice how the quote doesn’t have a source…)
Anyhow, TVC makes a rather lengthy argument about how GaGa is
a poster-girl for Illuminati mind control, a puppet who embodies exactly what the public represents in the eyes of the elite: mindless drones, mannequins, remote controlled robots, hypnotized degenerates incapable of thinking coherently.
I would have to agree that, yes, her music is akin to the lowest forms of entertainment and culture in today’s media. It’s nothing more than superficial, I get that. But what does that have to do with a group that has never actually been proven to exist outside of a Dan Brown novel*? Well, the author of the site - there is no indication of the person’s sex, as the s/he never gives a name, instead only referring to itself by “me” - contends that GaGa is being used by the Illuminati as a form of mind control through various forms of symbolism. Her name (”Gaga is a term that immediately refers to absent mindedness”) and her logo (”There is once again a focus on the lack of conscious thought by the singer”) are among the types of “evidence” supplied to further this assertion.
The entire piece is well worth reading, if only for good laugh. The best part (read: most hilarious) of the article is the author’s use of GaGa’s videos in order to illustrate his/her point. I won’t spoil it for you, but suffice to say that it’s pretty much the greatest thing you’ll read this week. That said, continue reading after the article’s conclusion to find some wonderful gems in the comments section. Whether the paranoia shared there is real or parody doesn’t matter. For example:
This is truly amazing im shocked. I believe god told me to check this site. I feel like a total fool I wad becoming a fan of hers. Im totally conviced that this is what she’s trying to convey. I think that her total image isn’t her fault though. We as people have to keep in mind that these stars are handled and most of them are somewhat stupid. Im not surprised though because her cd is tittled the FAME!! I cannot look at her in the same way. Im finished with her and her music. [sic]
I love the Internet.
*note: I am well aware that the Illuminati have actually existed in history. This was meant to be a joke.
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Greetings. I'm originally from Milwaukee, WI, but currently living in Madison. I earned a poli-sci degree from UW-Madison last December and now trying to figure out what to do...
Anyhow I'm an aspiring music critic, having been published in the Badger Herald (UW's premier student paper) and the London-based blog The Line of Best Fit.
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September 15th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Is half of your brain missing, or is it the whole thing? Why don”t you do your research and they will you realize that the article is accurate. But then again, it”s easy to see that you”re just one of their agent trying to STONEWALL the information. Sellout!
September 15th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Is half of your brain missing, or is it the whole thing? Why don”t you do your research and only then will you realize that the article is accurate. But then again, it”s easy to see that you”re just one of their agent trying to STONEWALL the information. Sellout!
September 15th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Half of your brain missing, or is it the whole thing? Why don”t you do your research and only then will you realize that the article is accurate. But then again, it”s easy to see that you”re just one of their agent trying to STONEWALL the information. Sellout!
September 15th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Wake up people!
September 16th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Victoria, are you on meth or something?
September 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE BUT A MERE PAWN OF THE ILLUMINATI AND THAT THIS BLOG IS DESIGNED TO DISCOURAGE THE SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICA AND SATANISM. I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A SPIN DOCTOR AND THAT YOU HAVE POSTED THIS SO THAT PEOPLE WHO START SEARCHING ONLINE FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS WILL BE BLINDED FROM THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER THEREFORE YOU ARE EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE CONTROLLED BY SATAN. OH AND BTW HE DOES EXISTS AND SO DOES GOD AND HELL WHICH YOU MIGHT WANNA TRY AND AVOID VISITING BY OPENING YOU SPIRITUAL EYES TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. SORRY IF IM OVER YOUR HEAD BUT THIS BLOG IS UNDER MY FEET.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Obviously more people out there disagree with Vigilant Citizen than those that do. Anyone that’s different is somehow a satanic worshiper. And if you don’t worship anything your still a satanic worshiper. There is only one way to disagree with these people, be christian.
How effing closed off is that?
NO thank you.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:16 am
With number ones in half the world let’s have a look at what Lada Ga Ga has to say to the nation:
Just dance—–I’ve had a little bit too much…I can’t see straight anymore… I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright, Just dance
Poker face——A little gambling is fun when your with me…I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got….Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin…poker face
If you are happy with your children singing this – that’s up to you.
Is is just a coincidence that there are 3 times the number of deaths from alcohol consumption since 1989 and this figure is on the increase. You may not be suprised to hear that 30% of 15 year olds (study from 8000 teens) think is is OK to get drunk. And what do these teens do when they are drunk??? Well they all ready have this in their head…..I’ll get him hot show him what I’ve got.
Think these people have a choice in the matter??? Do these people have a choice what is being fed to them repeatedly, daily, in the supermarket, at the gym, on the TV, on the radio, on the internet. – But it’s Alright, alright just dance.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I am a Satanist. How does plastic music mix with Satanism? If you spewing mind control…you might wanna look elsewhere.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:49 am
hallo lady gaga i think you are good wommen beautyful girl and your song is very beautyful love games just dance paparezi pokerface is good songe
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%LADY GAGA %%%%%%%%%%ALBUSHJA%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%FJORALBA GJEMAJLAJ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
November 7th, 2009 at 7:17 am
PAPAPA POKER FACE PAPA POKER FAAAAAAAACEEE,mamamama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsVgGTq1Jf8
November 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
satanism and the illumati are no question acquaintaned with rap music
November 11th, 2009 at 10:23 am
They are right… if you look in her newest video “Bad Romance” there is alot of hidden symbolism - for example the ram heads on the wall behind the white bed symbolize The Baphomet (better known as the ram statue with the pentagram behind it) which is synonymous with witchcraft and Satan worship. Even the classic Disney movie Beauty and The Beast has 3 women signing the devil symbol with their hands (and was’nt this a movie for children???) Too many oblivious people would think that this was nothing more than a hand gesture or a wall decoration,or not even catch it at all… but if you’re smart and you’ve done your research like some other people have than these small things which normally go unnoticed will start to make sense as to why they are even in the videos or on the commercials and logos… and you will start to notice them as well.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 am
To those who say Vigilant Citizen thinks all of the artists he posts articles on are Satanic, you are wrong. In fact, if you read ‘Ask Vigilant’ he clearly states that he listens to the music of each and every single artist he writes about. Also, he’s just showing people the symbols. Not saying they ARE Satanic, but that the symbols are all there.