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Lady GaGa: Illuminati pawn?

Wed, Aug 12, 2009

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Ya know all those rumors back in the day that pop music (mainly rock) had satanic messages in it, and that these supposed messages would destroy this country’s youth? Well as ridiculous as those claims were, a recent one made about Lady GaGa makes those seem as plausible as gravity. Apparently a blog calling itself The Vigilant Citizen argues that GaGa is nothing more than an an “Illuminati puppet.” *Sigh* Yes, this newest rumor, claim, absurd paranoia, whatever you wanna call it is just the latest in the series of never-ending idiotic diatribes about pop music. Honestly, if you’re able to assert something more comical than Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite, then you’ve truly got talent. (Notice how the quote doesn’t have a source…)

Anyhow, TVC makes a rather lengthy argument about how GaGa is

a poster-girl for Illuminati mind control, a puppet who embodies exactly what the public represents in the eyes of the elite: mindless drones, mannequins, remote controlled robots, hypnotized degenerates incapable of thinking coherently.

I would have to agree that, yes, her music is akin to the lowest forms of entertainment and culture in today’s media. It’s nothing more than superficial, I get that. But what does that have to do with a group that has never actually been proven to exist outside of a Dan Brown novel*? Well, the author of the site – there is no indication of the person’s sex, as the s/he never gives a name, instead only referring to itself by “me” – contends that GaGa is being used by the Illuminati as a form of mind control through various forms of symbolism. Her name (“Gaga is a term that immediately refers to absent mindedness”) and her logo (“There is once again a focus on the lack of conscious thought by the singer”) are among the types of “evidence” supplied to further this assertion.

The entire piece is well worth reading, if only for good laugh. The best part (read: most hilarious) of the article is the author’s use of GaGa’s videos in order to illustrate his/her point. I won’t spoil it for you, but suffice to say that it’s pretty much the greatest thing you’ll read this week. That said, continue reading after the article’s conclusion to find some wonderful gems in the comments section. Whether the paranoia shared there is real or parody doesn’t matter. For example:

This is truly amazing im shocked. I believe god told me to check this site. I feel like a total fool I wad becoming a fan of hers. Im totally conviced that this is what she’s trying to convey. I think that her total image isn’t her fault though. We as people have to keep in mind that these stars are handled and most of them are somewhat stupid. Im not surprised though because her cd is tittled the FAME!! I cannot look at her in the same way. Im finished with her and her music. [sic]

I love the Internet.

*note: I am well aware that the Illuminati have actually existed in history. This was meant to be a joke.

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  • Mel

    guys guys guys have you ever thought that she is conveying a message just not the one you ar elooking at yes the ram is for aeries she’s a great believer in that sort of thing but niot satanism get real in the born this way video people tried to prove she was satanist again by showing the outline of a whoem to be a goats head SHES GIVING BIRTH its a whoem ffs and if gaga was a satanist why would she do so many good things like giving hop eto children to be who they are and that its ok to be gay (unless youre one of those poeople that rally thinks thats a sin < heloooooo love is never a sin) so get over it and enjoy the music rather than anylising eveyrthing and another thing this whole playing songs backwards is bull man number one the brain cant pick up backwards songs number 2 when people reverewsed it it doesnt actually say half the shit people claim it does stop beoing jealous and look at the great things gaga has achieved

  • Kindel

    Here is this for all of you fucking idiots.

    Satanism and Illuminati= NOT THE SAME THING.

    It’s NOT the Christian Satan.. by the way.

    That’s all I will say.

    Be careful of what you think you know is real, and what you think you know isn’t.
    More importantly, be careful of what you say. You truly never know.

    ALSO..

    Illuminati shouldn’t be discussed so openly. That’s how accidents happen.

  • Tierraexploror

    Just watched SNL and clearly GaGa covered her left eye and made the 3 6s hand signal at the end of the show and she purposely did it. I didn’t believe it until I saw it.

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  • Jami

    Ok1) prove to me you have a brain. 2) prove to me there is a god 3) prove to me there is a devil 4) prove to me that we are not a dream of some creature right now 5) prove to me the bible wasn’t written by a bored guy 6) prove to me I have a brain you can’t. Therefore your story on her being illumnti or whatever cant be the-sable until there are words coming out of her mouth saying she is.

  • Truth

    Lady Gaga’s relationship with the occult is very obvious to those who have eyes to see.She is simply a mind slave being used by the occult to shape the minds of unsuspecting youths:http://truth.co.vu/gagsillumin

  • Another Vigilant

    I think you are so ridiculous to actually talk about the vigilant citizen report on Lady Gaga. You are neither the expert nor neutral thinker on the topic. Just because her talent is put into question doesn’t mean you have to come an try to defend it even though you got no knowledge.

  • Sunny

    VICTORIA your theories are pointless. She is definitely a puppet and I would say would become sth far more with time. Anyways I shouldn’t waste my time n energy to argue with ya cuz deep down subconciously you are 1 of them. May Allah bless your soul and Gaga’s too if she still has the heart clean enough to seek forgiveness.

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