Noel Gallagher: ‘I’ll Reunite Oasis for Half a Billion Pounds – or condoms, or tea bags, or noodles’

I like Noel Gallagher, and I like Liam Gallagher. They’re awesome artists and all… but Oasis is just Oasis – it’s bigger than the sum of its parts. But due to their huge egos and inherent misunderstandings, they’re split… and split they will stay – or will they? Noel Gallagher joked that he would reunite Oasis for half a billion pounds – or half a billion anything, for that matter. “I was in the newsagent…

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Liam Gallagher: anyone who doesn’t have ringing in their ears can fuck right off

Aww man, I just love taking things out of context. The thing is, just like his brother, Liam Gallagher contracted a disease called tinnitus – basically an ear affection in which you hear a constant ringing, even though no sound is present. The condition affects a number of musicians – big names it claimed are Chris Martin of Coldplay and The Who’s Pete Townshend, as well as Liam’s brother, Noel. As a matter of fact,…

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Noel Gallagher: no Oasis reunion in sight, because musicians are all “f*****g idiots”

Seriously, does anybody even listen to Noel Gallagher? Does anyone still like him? I was a big Oasis fan back in the day, but now, all that cocaine seems to have worked its wonders, and there’s not much getting along with the frontman. When asked if he would form a Brit supergroup, he promptly replied: “Oh, f*ck that. I don’t f*cking mix with anybody – British or any other musicians. I tend not to hang…

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Liam Gallagher: ‘I’d make Noel’s attacker eat his own dick’

Ok, this is officially Oasis’ week. Everywhere I go, every blog, every podcast, mentions somewhere Oasis or the Gallagher brothers. Some part of me feels they deserve the hype, because this latest album is rock solid, a true comeback. However, the other part of me feels like this getting a bit overpretencious. Anyway, I laughed my ass off when I saw this heading on NME. Basically, in the article Liam Gallagher, one of the band’s…

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Oasis on the road again

Well we haven’t heard anything about Oasis for quite a while, that is if you don’t count the fact that Noel Gallagher sold his house because of James Blunt. But we know they’ve been working hard on their album. Whatsmore, now they announced that they’re going to hit the road again; actually they are coming to North America this summer for a short run of dates that will culminate with a headlining performance at Toronto’s…

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Oasis plans new release

Noel Gallagher, the lead songwriter and guitarist from the British rock band [tag]Oasis[/tag], was interviewed by BBC, regarding the band’s cover of Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, by the [tag]The Beatles[/tag]. Oasis recorded a version of Within You Without You, to commemorate 40 years since Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band was released, considered the most influential album of all time by prominent critics. Oasis joined Razorlight, Kaiser Chiefs, Bryan Adams and The Magic…

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