Coldplay’s Chris Martin: ‘I Fancied Sarah Palin’

Yeah didn’t we all… still, something’s wrong here. Didn’t he publicly endorse Obama?? Turns out he did, and he agrees with nothing Palin has to say. Doesn’t mean she can’t be hot. So it’s just lust, not a true love story. Too bad, would have been a sweet couple.

“The Palin situation did my head in. It is a moral dilemma when you fancy someone but you don’t agree with anything they say,” Martin told the Sun newspaper.
“Do I want to kiss you or run away? I haven’t had that feeling since school.”

Oh go on don’t be shy; just go for it mate. Still, he explains that according to him, Obama getting elected is the best thing that happened in decades to the US and how his ideas are great. You have to give it to the man for putting his principles above his feelings.

Still, there’s another politician he has a keen eye for.

“I would definitely sleep with [Conservative MP] Ann Widdecombe. I stand by that comment, even when it’s all over the internet.”

Whoa there stud. Are you sure that’s not too much for you to handle?? If you do this Chris, I’m begging you; tape it. You’d definitely make the world a better place.

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  • Confusion

    That’s a joke right? You know that’s not Sarah Palin right?

  • JimNom

    I like Sarah Palin AND Tina Fey. 3-some, anyone? Just Kidding, I’m a mostly-conservative, semi-religious, strictly-monogomistic male who doesn’t believe that everyone is supposed to have their turn having sex with everyone else in the country (like the whores some people want our entire country to become – Madonna, Britney, and all the rappers). With a birth ratio of 1 to 1, I believe that there is one man for every woman and one woman for every man. I believe that fathers are supposed to be there to raise their kids (and pay for them, with the exception where the woman has a far better job and a house-husband). And I really believe that’s a picture of Tina Fey, who is every bit as _already_married_ as Sarah Palin (and equally attractive).

  • Less Confused

    That’s Tina Fey. She has a scar on her right cheek that is barely visible… except when she smiles, and then only a little more so visible.

  • Less Confused

    Pardon, LEFT cheek… I mean.

  • Less Confused

    um… LEFT cheek, that is.

  • Mr Fergus

    Tina Fay is hot, Palin is not.

  • Terry

    Sarah and Tina are both HOT!!!!

  • new arrival game

    You can certainly see your expertise in the work you write. The arena hopes for more passionate writers like you who aren’t afraid to say how they believe. Always follow your heart.

  • Craig

    I just get a kick out of music stars with little non-music education thinking they have any idea if the election of one person is the best thing in decades or if they even know what their favorite politician even believes.