Noel Gallagher: ‘I’ll Reunite Oasis for Half a Billion Pounds – or condoms, or tea bags, or noodles’

I like Noel Gallagher, and I like Liam Gallagher. They’re awesome artists and all… but Oasis is just Oasis – it’s bigger than the sum of its parts. But due to their huge egos and inherent misunderstandings, they’re split… and split they will stay – or will they? Noel Gallagher joked that he would reunite Oasis for half a billion pounds – or half a billion anything, for that matter. “I was in the newsagent…

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Liam Gallagher: anyone who doesn’t have ringing in their ears can fuck right off

Aww man, I just love taking things out of context. The thing is, just like his brother, Liam Gallagher contracted a disease called tinnitus – basically an ear affection in which you hear a constant ringing, even though no sound is present. The condition affects a number of musicians – big names it claimed are Chris Martin of Coldplay and The Who’s Pete Townshend, as well as Liam’s brother, Noel. As a matter of fact,…

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Noel Gallagher: no Oasis reunion in sight, because musicians are all “f*****g idiots”

Seriously, does anybody even listen to Noel Gallagher? Does anyone still like him? I was a big Oasis fan back in the day, but now, all that cocaine seems to have worked its wonders, and there’s not much getting along with the frontman. When asked if he would form a Brit supergroup, he promptly replied: “Oh, f*ck that. I don’t f*cking mix with anybody – British or any other musicians. I tend not to hang…

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Noel Gallagher is planning a solo LP

I don’t know if Noel Gallagher’s recent bump to the head affected his judgment or anything, but just recently he announced he’d like to release a solo album soon. His first one, as far as my humble knowledge is concerned (and Google’s of course). Furthermore, the Oasis singer/songwriter said he’d like all four members of the band to releasing their own stuff, as soon as their latest effort, “Dig Out Your Soul,” gets out and,…

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Noel Gallagher speaks about P2P and Internet Piracy

Noel Gallagher, the Oasis lead guitarist, semi-frontman and overall douche-bag, paid Zane Lowe a visit the other day, at the latter’s BBC Radio 1 show which he moderates. There, Noel talked about Jay-Z’s response to the Glastonbury scandel, as he listened to the Oasis dis song Jockin’ Jay-Z for the first time,’ stupid informed journalists who ask him about his latest album being leaked and also rudely jokingly encourages people to rip off other’s people…

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‘Jocking Jay-Z’ with The Blueprint 3 and Oasis dissing

Boy, that Jay-Z sure knows how to make an entrance. Yesterday night, during Kanye West’s show in NY’s Madison Square Garden, our very own Shawn Carter (Jay-Z for you fools) made his way around the stage on a avalanche of beats and introduced what’s now officially The Blueprint 3, his latest, upcoming album produced by none other then Kanye West. Anyway, here’s the fun part. Kanye and Jay-Z sung what could be the first track…

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Noel Gallagher blames rap singers for awful tix sales

Organizers of one of Britain’s best-known music festivals on Tuesday have backed up their decision to keep Jay-Z as the headline, despite the complaints received from several rock stars, “headlined” by Noel Gallagher. The outdoor Glastonbury festival is really important for brits, and well… most just don’t think it’s right to have a rap artist as a headliner. This of course caused the disappointing ticket sales, as it hasn’t sold out yet, contrary to previous…

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Oasis on the road again

Well we haven’t heard anything about Oasis for quite a while, that is if you don’t count the fact that Noel Gallagher sold his house because of James Blunt. But we know they’ve been working hard on their album. Whatsmore, now they announced that they’re going to hit the road again; actually they are coming to North America this summer for a short run of dates that will culminate with a headlining performance at Toronto’s…

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Noel Gallagher sells home because of James Blunt

In what’s a nothing short of weird event, the Oasis rocker Noel Gallagher, just put out for sale his multi-million dollar house in Ibiza, because he was fed up with James Blunt, to the point of despair. One would expect something like a devious past of murders or ghost haunting to cause people sell their homes with great haste, but for Noel, the “You’re Beautiful” singer is reason enough to drive him mad, as his…

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New Oasis video: ‘Lord Don’t Slow Me Down’

“Lord Don’t Slow Me Down” is the only download only single, ever to be released by [tag]Oasis[/tag]. The single will be available for purchase from most retail download stars starting from October 21, just a few days before the rockumentary with the same name will be released, a view on the band’s adventures during the “Don’t Believe the Truth” world tour from 2005/2006. The video itself is a black and white collage of scenes from…

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